Marcellus Wallace will throw you out of a window! [–]moudine 336 points337 points338 points 3 years ago (9 children). when I arrive home. [–]koiotchka 75 points76 points77 points 3 years ago (5 children). when the other arrives. Posted by. Also, now if I have no friends, I can claim it's because they're all part of a conspiracy to degrade the value of the written word and proper writing, and blame my coldness on them. But surely not all relationships are all that weird. It's an idea that I frequently share. This is mostly my rule. more >>, Mods reserve the right to remove content or restrict users' posting privileges as necessary if it is deemed detrimental to the subreddit or to the experience of others. Saved us almost $100.00, [–][deleted] 282 points283 points284 points 3 years ago (6 children). [–]MyCatWeighs11lb 19 points20 points21 points 3 years ago (0 children). TL:DR - communication and respect go a long way, [–]ozamotazbuckshank 31 points32 points33 points 3 years ago (7 children). more >>, Mod posts Just making dinner when "In South Australia I was born..." Doing laundry when "Louis was the king o' France / before the revolut - i - on...". Sitting in the dark contemplating that rule. I'll bring it up with my partner and see if we can incorporate that as well :), [–]Chowdahhh 162 points163 points164 points 3 years ago (2 children), My friends and I used to have something like that in high school because we love shit talking. [–]bkinch15 142 points143 points144 points 3 years ago (16 children), [–]httputub 32 points33 points34 points 3 years ago (1 child). Relationship problems, we all have them. Now she actually tells me where she wants to eat when I ask. We aren't allowed to fight and we're not allowed to do anything in the car that doesn't promote good vibes. Or ham if the piece is too big. The rule is on the 1st of the month both cats win one of the titles so no one feels left out. We can never leave the other hanging. I know you have your own account and I will one day find it! Sometimes it can be tough to tell the difference between the comfy (kind of boring) stage of a relationship and the signs that you're not really satisfied. Especially when when we were distance, and in different time zones. I'm not allowed to give medical advice to her anymore. I always have a bag of catnip in my pants. We have a different threshold, but it isn't like I'm giong to go drop 500 bucks without talking to my wife; it's got nothing to do with being whipped and everything to do with money not being infinite and there being household shit that matters too. Sleeping together is not the greatest for us because we wake each other up from rolling or snoring (light sleepers), In the morning though, the first to wake up climbs in to the other's bed and wakes each other up. [–]triggy_cosineberg 46 points47 points48 points 3 years ago (1 child), When one of us is about to fart we have to warn the other person by saying "Fire in the hole!" [–]librarygirl17 131 points132 points133 points 3 years ago (4 children), [–]MrMultibeast 64 points65 points66 points 3 years ago (5 children). Not weird at all. If we say something mean to eachother, the person saying the mean thing has to take an article of clothing off. If her leftovers are in the fridge uneaten for 3 days, they are mine and she isn't allowed to argue or complain about it. [–]DlGGLE 24 points25 points26 points 3 years ago (3 children), [–][deleted] 40 points41 points42 points 3 years ago (6 children). [–][deleted] 8880Answer Link887 points888 points889 points 3 years ago (52 children). [–]Wildwoodywoodpecker 77 points78 points79 points 3 years ago (1 child). We have something similar. English is not my first language), Helped. This subreddit is the ultimate time-killer. Caligula loved his horse (though most likely not in a sexual way) so much that he bent over backwards to give it a life fit for the emperor himself. Basically if it was a bad time to be making jokes like that (whether they weren't in the mood for it or it's not okay given the state of people around), we would give the signal which was flipping each other off with both hands, one finger pointed up and the other pointed down. We have no say how we use our personal accounts but we have to consult each other every time we use the joint. Your cats are sampling the delicacy that comes from your eventual death. We have a Reddit non-aggression pact. Anything in between is cheating. It's usually whoever takes the card out first. The thought of him dumping all my clothes into the dryer on high heat makes me want to scratch my eyeballs out. My bf is going to a wedding and the groom told him there will be a lot of hot single bridesmaids. But how do you decide how much you put in the joint account and your personal account? [–]bnkul 82 points83 points84 points 3 years ago (9 children), [–]FloralBison 144 points145 points146 points 3 years ago (7 children). Tell them you love them, every day. But he doesn't care if I wash his tshirts and socks with my stuff. This Insane Relationship Advice Subreddit Is Basically an Online Soap Opera If nothing else, it'll make you feel better about your comparably healthy relationships. One of us makes more than the other so that person contributes slightly more and the other makes up for it by doing one or two more chores until they can match. [–]NESoteric 49 points50 points51 points 3 years ago (4 children). I do 90% of it because my husband doesn't want to ruin any of my clothes (and that's not a BS excuse - I have a very particular method and hang dry things seemingly at random.) My ex and I used to have something like this. My bf and I do the same thing with paying (and we live an hour apart), so he'll buy in his city, I'll buy in my city. So basically we just rotate their pictures in the awards frame every 30 days or so. Super gay. If they're fighting about the stirring, it means they're not trying to do the same thing. My current boyfriend and I started off as friends and now weâre dating, but Iâm starting to feel like weâre more cut out for a platonic relationship than long-term romance. We're only 30 so I don't know, or like, their music. I basically have rule 2 with my flatmate. Coz some relationships are WEIRD AF! [–]TwistedSprinkle 15 points16 points17 points 3 years ago (1 child), There is a story behind this...and I kinda want to know, [–]lettucebefriends18 11 points12 points13 points 3 years ago (1 child), If you have to ash the blunt, then you have to pass it, [–]svenson_26 27 points28 points29 points 3 years ago (1 child). It doesn't stop her, but it's still a rule. Win-win! Everybody has issues that they run into, and everyone needs advice every now and again. [–]Wib182 67 points68 points69 points 3 years ago (1 child). Redditors whose job requires them to go into other people’s homes for a living, what’s the most bizarre thing you’ve seen or found? 21 Weird Deal Breakers In A Relationship, According To Men & Women. without giving proper context. [–]support_support 40 points41 points42 points 3 years ago (0 children), [–]The_Pip 78 points79 points80 points 3 years ago (0 children). (Equally, I feel it's important to clean as you go). Important rule because she constantly forgets about her leftovers and that just wastes food. Fangs. But yes we are gay. But we used to fight before we became great friends, I'm not going to fight my girlfriend. Reddit has long made news for its vile and abusive culture, but r/relationships is a strange example of highly effective community moderation that creates a tolerable space for complicated conversations. [–]admiralfilgbo 69 points70 points71 points 3 years ago (2 children). I was stationed in Japan for several years, and as such, picked up a few phrases and cultural habits. 1.2k. I point out attractive women to my lady but she is so damn monogamous that she doesn't even look. more >>, Askreddit is for open-ended discussion questions. All of our rules are flexible to adjust with life with the exception of not being able to touch my laundry for any reason ever. more >>, Any post asking for advice should be generic and not specific to your situation alone. Sneha Fatehpuria. BF and I have a code word whenever we're irrationally upset about something or incredibly frustrated by work or whatever. We do too, because our cat fell into the toilet twice when she was little. What's a weird relationship rule that you have with your SO? You can't make everybody happy but it turns out you can make everybody unhappy so there's the winning strategy. [–][deleted] 68 points69 points70 points 3 years ago (3 children). Ask Reddit is a forum where people can ask a question of the community and get responses from people from all walks of life. Known for my laidback and chilled out attitude, I have always believed in making the most of life. I see you too are dating someone with OCD. If the sun is out, or if I have things to do later, there is no finishing inside me. [–]_creosote 81 points82 points83 points 3 years ago (3 children), I bet the first year it was a wall-mounted plasma, now it's a Pez dispenser with a gift card to Chili's ;(, [–]Jordan_the_Hutt 48 points49 points50 points 3 years ago* (4 children), EDIT: i see your username now so I can only assume that means yous twos pay each other everytime you have sex. Mutual respect is so under-rated. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. It gave me a better view on the situation I have. submitted 3 years ago by tickingtimebombx, [–]picksandchooses 20500Answer Link2049 points2050 points2051 points 3 years ago (57 children), Giving the thumbs up sign at a party or some other event doesn't mean "I'm doing good." Anyway, long story short, my grandfather was my all, the funniest guy ever, he used to say super funny jokes. When you do _____ you make me feel like that" something like that, you know? Some relationships don't end with a bang or a whimper, just a series of weirder and weirder behavior. [–]10maxpower01 217 points218 points219 points 3 years ago (12 children), There's a phrase in Spanish for this that translates to "First we eat, then everything else. No that's why it's the secret kidnap word. © 2020 reddit inc. All rights reserved. more >>, Soliciting money, goods, services, or favours is not allowed. You are not the bad guy for bringing things up that are bothering you. If she rings again straight away I'll get out of ANY meeting and answer it. No text is allowed in the textbox. [–]1414141414 46 points47 points48 points 3 years ago (0 children), My gf is great at calling me out on this. Equality and balance in a relationship is big for me, and I didn't get that at all in my last one. Can be awful things (usually is) or cute things like puppies at the dog beach. Then when things are calm, we talk about it. If we're particularly low one month because of an expense like buying furniture, one of us will contribute from our personal account and the other will match when they can to cover rent. 846 votes, 1.1k comments. Arguing ⦠The only caveat is that our Fun Money account can't get more than $1000 (unless you have an objective in mind). [–]semprini23 191 points192 points193 points 3 years ago (14 children). [–]deliciousexmachina 28 points29 points30 points 3 years ago (0 children). 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